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cracker Saturday

The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning
Drinks are on me tonight it’s cracker Saturday!
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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Cracker Jacking

The white person version of nigger rigging, as in fixing something up in an unorthodox manner regardless of how it looks.
Person1: "What term do you use for a white person pulling a nigger rig?"

Person2: "Cracker Jacking"
by Godzilla2019 October 7, 2024
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Cracker Girl

An annoying, stereotypical white female. A white female who typically likes country music, or listens to Taylor swift. They usually would do these annoying things like (yap), which means talking a lot, especially very loud. Another thing they would do is be loud, and eat the popular snack franchise Takis, Hot Cheetos, Hot Fries, or any other hot food with spices. Usually, they would most of the time drink a latte from popular fast food restaurant "Starbucks". They would usually drink this, but that would be a backup drink most of the time. Most of the time, they would drink these water cups called (Stanley Cups). Stanley Cups are another metal bottle drink like any other brand would, because the government and F.D.A doesn't have anything else better to do.

To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
Hey man, let's talk.

What's wrong?

Your girlfriend is well, a cracker girl

Noooo..
by Im/Not/Urban November 30, 2024
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Cracker Girl

An annoying, stereotypical white female. A white female who typically likes country music, or listens to Taylor swift. They usually would do these annoying things like (yap), which means talking a lot, especially very loud. Another thing they would do is be loud, and eat the popular snack franchise Takis, Hot Cheetos, Hot Fries, or any other hot food with spices. Usually, they would most of the time drink a latte from popular fast food restaurant "Starbucks". They would usually drink this, but that would be a backup drink most of the time. Most of the time, they would drink these water cups called (Stanley Cups). Stanley Cups are another metal bottle drink like any other brand would, because the government and F.D.A doesn't have anything else better to do.

To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
Hey man, let's talk.

What's wrong?

Your girlfriend is well, a cracker girl

Noooo..
by Im/Not/Urban November 30, 2024
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Cracker tower

The art of stacking more than 2 white guys on top of each other. then they all ejaculate into a cup and make a guy named Daniela drink it
by @officialcrackertower December 13, 2023
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.
After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)
“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”
by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024
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