Coach Welock

Awesome

he said look up my name in the dictionary and you’ll find awesome

awesome IS coach welock

by shizlitty September 23, 2019

Coach Mike

One goofy ass nigga

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

“That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”

by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019

Coach Oliver

A mentally unstable man who penguin walks and had the personality of a special needs individual who constantly eats tuna. His classroom smells like wet dog.

Coach Olivers’s hairline goes past his skull.

by Theblack_nightmare637 December 31, 2019

Coach Rob-itus

The sudden loss of love for the game of basketball because your coach is horrible.

The Coach Rob-itus kicked in and everyone quit the basketball team.

by Mr. Fundamentals 69 January 28, 2020

catching frogs

A cover story for having sex in the car near the woods

We couldn’t tell my mom that we fucked in the car so we told her we were catching frogs.

by TacoJeff May 12, 2020

Catching Bullets, No Pistol

When A Man Cums On Your Face

"Ayo, I heard that Chris Brown was Catching Bullets, No Pistol Last Night in the Club"

"Wtf?!"

by Playpossum August 15, 2020

Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.

John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.

by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020