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condom gagging

Condom gaging is when a man cums in a condom while it is inside of a woman’s throat and there is so much cum that it weighs the condom down enough we’re the female or the man has to pull out the cum filled condom out of her throat
Dude last night I was condom gagging my girlfriend, it was so hot when she pulled it out of here throat
by MEGA_SIMP September 5, 2023
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Group-condom

A girl/woman that has had sex with all/most of her male friends
a: have you had sex with Cindy yet?
b: of course i have she's the group-condom
by sturmsey June 23, 2021
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Condom

Something my parents made the mistake of not using
Your parents should have used the condom
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 December 22, 2020
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spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
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Condom

Is this French or something
So my mom aksed me if I used condoms and I told her to stop speaking French
by riplacapone August 18, 2016
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Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party
Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age
by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017
mugGet the Condommug.

Condom

What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.
Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
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