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shower coffee 

Coffee made to drink in the shower, typically the first coffee of the day.
I made the shower coffee so strong this morning, I almost vomited upon first sip.
shower coffee by Sundiver January 14, 2010

irish coffee 

Irish Coffee

1 cup (8-ounces) heavy cream
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
6 cups strong, hot black coffee
3/4 cup Irish whiskey


Using an electric mixer, beat the cream with 1 tablespoon of sugar until soft peaks form. Set aside.

Combine remaining sugar, coffee and whiskey.

Pour into mugs and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.

Serves 4 to 6.
i've had a bad day at work; get me some irish coffee.
irish coffee by irish July 5, 2004

Hot Coffee 

Term used to describe sexual intent, originally used to describe a minigame in Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas that can be unlocked with an Action Replay code or patch. The minigame has the player control the forward and backward movements as the main character Carl "CJ" Johnson fucks his girlfriend. When Hilary Clinton heard of hot coffe, she suddenly became even more of a bitch.
Monica Lewinsky: "Hey, wanna go get some hot coffe?"
Bill Clinton: "Sure!" (drops pants)
(Monica gives Bill a blowjob, Hilary gets pissed)
Hot Coffee by poompt September 5, 2005

pinecone coffee

Gin & Coffee (Pioneering Gin: Coldstream)
Kent just made the meanest cup of pinecone coffee i have....ever had.

Bad Coffee 

A webcomic about a mobster named Laura that works for her cousin, Will. Features zombie Hordes, emo kids, and ink splatters!
Bad Coffee is the ferrari of webcomics.
Bad Coffee by worstie April 4, 2009

Electric Coffee 

That damn tweeker at my work drinks electric coffee 8 times a day.
Electric Coffee by Rabite831 January 20, 2011