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a penis wider than it is long.
Funseal has a chode
"funseal chodes goats"
chode by Waffleo Teh Magnificent August 24, 2006
1. A penis that is wider than it is long, i.e, Brian Trimble.

2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick.

3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.

Johnny: "What a horny fatass!
Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."
chode by Johnny Simmons May 12, 2008
Penis.
Twice the Girth, Half the Length
Chode by Weegro December 25, 2008

Chode Mode 

In the mode for chode.
It's chode mode time, bend over.
Chode Mode by Nut Job69 June 22, 2008
A dick that has more girth than length.
Girl1: Girth is the best :D
Girl2: CHODE LOVER!
Guy1: So, I heard you like chodes? :)
Chode by ~ Nate ~ May 5, 2010
A small annoying person who is 4ft tall wears glasses, and laughs like a high pitched goat
Greg Barron Is A Chode
chode by SexyScotty January 26, 2011