1) A short and fat penis.
2) A funny name to call people.
3) The area between a person's balls and asshole.
2) A funny name to call people.
3) The area between a person's balls and asshole.
-Look at that chode!
-HAHA it's so short and fat!
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-Hey what's up?
-Nothing much...you chode.
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-Haha I convinced your mom to lick my chode.
-Ew
-HAHA it's so short and fat!
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-Hey what's up?
-Nothing much...you chode.
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-Haha I convinced your mom to lick my chode.
-Ew
by Green_hen October 16, 2009
Get the Chode mug.A chode is a penis in which the diameter is larger than the length.
It is also mistakenly used to refer to the perineum, but this is erroneous.
It is also mistakenly used to refer to the perineum, but this is erroneous.
by f00lhardy March 9, 2010
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(1) noun: a gross short/fat penis.
(2) noun: a dickhead who has a short/fat penis and the
blunt of all jokes.
(2) noun: a dickhead who has a short/fat penis and the
blunt of all jokes.
(1) Dude, yesterday, james was so drunk that he went into the girls bathroom and sat on the toilet and threw up on his chode!
(2) James is such a chode that his only companion is his fish named george, who lives in an alcohol bottle. He is holding jamie's headband hostage with hope that someday she will have sex with him, only nobody will ever have sex with him since he is such a chode (and those who will sex him, he will go limp inside).
(2) James is such a chode that his only companion is his fish named george, who lives in an alcohol bottle. He is holding jamie's headband hostage with hope that someday she will have sex with him, only nobody will ever have sex with him since he is such a chode (and those who will sex him, he will go limp inside).
by chodeville May 20, 2007
Get the chode mug.The process of cutting off some one's chode and using it to make pizza. In the series, you may add Chode Muffins.
by Cliff Daddy February 24, 2005
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Get the Chode mug.1. Wrestling Move; Jumping off of top rope and slamming your chode on their forehead and or face.
2. Insult
2. Insult
by Chode Grinder December 18, 2009
Get the Chode Slam mug.When the width of a penis exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a woman sexually or aesthetically.
Some people famous for having chodes:
Justin Bieber, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Kanye West, Adam Sandler, Miley Cyrus, Dick "Chodey" Cheney, Fred, Ray William Johnson who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...
Some people famous for having chodes:
Justin Bieber, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Kanye West, Adam Sandler, Miley Cyrus, Dick "Chodey" Cheney, Fred, Ray William Johnson who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...
hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??"
boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."
hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."
*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*
boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."
hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."
*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*
by AndrogenAngel June 29, 2011
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