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Cheese horn 

A pejorative term for a nerd or geek - a studiously intellectual person with social ineptitude and obsessive interests - who, instead of possessing the socially redeeming pop culture-based qualities which comprise "nerd culture" or "geek chic", is intrinsically uncool and unstylish, following in the traditional definition of "nerd".

In short, a cheese horn is an academic nerd in the archetypal 'Revenge of the Nerds' variety rather than a pop culture junkie. While a nerd/geek may be into 'Star Wars' or comic books, a cheese horn is more likely to be into chess or computer manuals. While a geek/nerd may like to play video games, a cheese horn is more likely to take apart a HAM radio. While a geek may wear a hip t-shirt of a movie, a cheese horn is more likely to wear a dress shirt with a pocket protector.
Eugene's a total cheese horn: he took his CPU as his date to the prom.
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cheese ball try hard 

A pussy ass guy who tries hard to impress women by catering to them in very pansy ass way. This guy is usually a white knight who takes selfies with an effeminate look on his face possibly with puppies,elderly or children solely for attention . This is the guy who comments on girl's photos of whom he has no chance of sleeping with on social media things like "How are you so perfect" . This guy probably calls women bae and buys girls those giant Vermont teddy bears for Valentines day.
Look at that Cheese Ball Try Hard wearing a pink shirt trying to play the sensitive card with that girl listening to her talk about her boyfriend. He wants to sleep with her but he will be unsuccessful. What a limp wrist-ed Cheese Ball Try Hard.
cheese ball try hard by Jacob Hammil September 15, 2016

Cheese Stringing 

A term used when a female is given a front wedgie and her knickers split her lips in a rather painful way.
In a frenzied moment of bedroom passion, Jim grabbed hold of Tashas g-string and gave them a good pull resulting in an unexpected and painful cheese stringing .
Cheese Stringing by NigeMass December 3, 2016

cheese grinder 

when a girl uses her teeth to suck yo dick and makes swiss dick with her teeth
Yo bro that nat nat a cheese grinder my dick is destroyed
cheese grinder by toeass April 21, 2018

Cheese Shame 

When you live in Wisconsin and a friend mocks you for buying the cubed cheese at the grocery store, and makes you buy organic, non-GMO cheese instead.
I tried to buy cubed cheddar for our wine night, but Lesley cheese shamed me.
Cheese Shame by kayemeff February 24, 2018

Cheese burger built ahhh boi 

This is a roast that you CAN NOT! i repeat CAN NOT recover from it is un-dodge-able
person 1: if you don't getcho cheese burger built ahhh boi outta here amma snatch yo forehead you plain ass cheese burger built ass nga without the lettuce and cheese hold the ketchup and fries head ass
person 2: OK man im sorry im sorry

Cheese nips 

A not unkind moniker for a female you might normally call sugar tits, but she’s too salty for that
Brenda- can you hand me my glass, bitch
Britni- here you go
Brenda- thanks sugar tits
Britni- you got it cheese nips