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Mike Brown

When you take a poop and it makes a skid mark down the side of the toilet
Mark- "Look at this brown streak on the toilet bowl!"
Donny- "Someone must have taken a Mike Brown."
by Babaquan December 31, 2014
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Brown eyes

Allthough the most common they can be incredibly beautiful if they are dark, especially on a tanned person. When you look into them its like your falling into soft deep rich belgian chocolate.

Often you see them on spanish, or latino people and man do they look georgeous!
Yeah man, its those dark brown eyes... mmmm sexy AND mysterious
by ilikefrenchies September 24, 2011
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Brown Street

A street named Brown. Generally named after someone famous who had Brown as a surname.

Nothing sexual at all, so don't overanalyze it.
Patrons are asked not to park in Brown Street.
by Danathebanana December 11, 2010
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Brown Wizard

A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.
I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...
by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014
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Craig Brown

Verb: doing one or both of the following typically at night time - 1) Getting super baked 2) getting laid.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.
Brandon: What did you do last night?
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.

I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.
by spidermanbreal June 2, 2016
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Brown Bullet

When you shit so hard that your poop comes flying out of your asshole in small pieces and making to noise similar to the sound of a bullet being shot out of an M1918 BAR.
Jonathan - “So the other day I had a brown bullet.”

Vince - Aw sweet
by Vunc July 26, 2019
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Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.
"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013
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