log breath

When one’s breath is so foul, the smell is comparable to that of a log.

“God, did you smell Chrissy’s log breath?”
“Hey Log Breath, care for a mint?”

by Scabbygabby June 5, 2018

Kitten Breath

Used to describe when your cat has bad smelling breath. You can treat it by brushing there teeth or to stop eating seafood flavored cat food.

We have to treat your kitten breath it smells like absolute shit

by Ya Heeeeaarrrd July 9, 2018

Darth breathing

When your having sex with a man who is still wearing his c-pap machine

Dave was darth breathing while I rode him.

by Cookie_Monster 79 August 12, 2018

Italian Breath Mint

The opposite of Italian Wedding Soup in which a guy is pissed off at his woman, so he goes out and bangs a girl raw dog and then hurries home without cleaning up to get a blow job, making her get a mouthful of some other chicks pussy juice.

Dude: Brah, Janet pissed me off hardcore today, so I am gonna give her an Italian Breath Mint later. Teach that bitch!

Brah: Dude, I know just the slut, real smelly down there, use her all the time for mints.

by Phreekachu December 6, 2018

Dragons breath

1. A term for the flames spewed by dragons

2. the worst bad breath you can imagine

3. Several statements, sentences in a row that demean, degrade, humiliate, destroy another person. The rudest, most destructive things u could here. But to called dragons breath the sentences go on and on.

Alicia's dragons breath tore into her husband as he cringed from the words and smell

by Theamazinggeek January 15, 2019

Atkins breath

A distinct foul smelling type of breath associated with the Atkins diet. The smell is due to the body undergoing ketosis, a metabolic state which produces chemicals that give off an unpleasant fruity smell.

Bill: Yo dude why your breath smell so bad?!
Jim: Sorry I am on the Atkins diet and now my body is shutting down causing me to have severe Atkins breath.

by CouchPotato2019 April 7, 2019

Kitten Breath

The odoriferous emanations of pungent yeast extract, omitting from the vagina.

Last night, against my better judgement, I was going in for some tangy cheesecake, but her kitten breath was so overwhelming I almost blew buscuits.

by TexRex May 14, 2019