Brace

Save Brace - when someone puts a coin into your pint, usually copper, forcing you down it in order to save Brace from drowning.

Save brace!

by Mr X March 23, 2004

Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.

The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.

by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009

brane boner

When you mined fuck someone bond there wildest dreams.

My friend said I'm scared to go in a public bathroom. He thinks you will get herpes so I said yeah I always get worried when I sit down to pee. And he said yeah I know I always get worried. Then I said so you sit when you pee. Mind fuck :) and that gave me a brane boner.

by the brane man April 14, 2011

Branch Covidian

Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.

Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?

Was she tested?

Yep she is 19-Pos!

by Austin Jayhawk April 3, 2020

Olive Branching

When one man inserts his erect penis into the flaccid urethra of another man. The term come from a combination of images and word play based on the olive. The image of a pimento olive combined with the olive tree's branch as a symbol for peace (piss)... hence stuffing the head of a cock into her man's peace hole.

Tommy and Mike were caught olive branching. only one person was enjoying this.

by shaboo September 20, 2012

Broken Branch

When two people are having intercourse, and the guy thrusts onto a hard surface (such as his partner's thigh). His penis then bends and a loud cracking sound is emitted. Much swelling will enduce, and medical help is necessary.

My boyfriend's so stupid...this is like the third time he's gotten a broken branch.

by Ouch69 July 21, 2009

Brangelover

the end of the romance / marriage between Brat Pitt & Angelina Jolie - better known to the tabloids and E news as 'Brangelina'

"did you hear Brat Pitt & Angelina Jolie have split up?"

"No"

"Yeah it's Brangelover for them!"

by Mr flobby February 15, 2010