Skip to main content

braces

A concoction of rubber, metal, and souls of the damned that the dentist say "make your teeth straight," but all it does it show you what hell on earth is. As the wires constantly poke at the inside of your poor, poor mouth, and you'd wish you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, and eat in one bite, because when you're hungry, you have to push through the pain and agony of trying to chew your food. It also disables you to speak like a civilised normal human being, and disables you from not having people play chess on your checkerboard looking teeth. It's a Costco sample of hell on earth. They fool the poor, young souls who fall into the trap of Hitler's checkerboard into being happy by letting them choose a color. They lie to you and say you look cute, handsome, and more mature with the braces to make you wanna keep using them, and deceiving your poor soul. If you've never had braces, you're playing life on easy mode.
OW! THE WIRE'S POKING ME! I WISH I NEVER GOT BRACES!
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?
by RedNine August 10, 2022
mugGet the braces mug.

bradnero

My boyfriend Nero and I are literally Bradnero!
by ilovedick777 September 16, 2022
mugGet the bradnero mug.
Related Words

Brainer

Mauritian creole language. It means a boy masturbating.
Get sa pilon la kuman p brainer.
by Spookydevilman79720 November 20, 2022
mugGet the Brainer mug.

Brannet

The liveliest person you will ever meet. You’re life will take a turn and you will like living right by her side
Brannet! Stop saying Banana

What are you giggle about Brannet
by EatMeRC December 22, 2022
mugGet the Brannet mug.

bracesliding

This is the religious term used by members of the Neckbrace faith to describe members that are either questioning their faith, or actively attempting to leave it.
"Nick, why haven't you come to any of our ceremonies? Are you bracesliding?"
by thebraceman February 6, 2023
mugGet the bracesliding mug.

BRACKER

my friend lee dad is white and her mom is black, that makes her a bracker
by deadtr0llzz February 8, 2023
mugGet the BRACKER mug.

Bacne

I have a lot of bacne.
by MNesty08 February 24, 2023
mugGet the Bacne mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email