Fanny flickingly boring

When something is so boring you have nothing to do all day other than masterbate.

"how was work?"
"it was so fanny flickingly boring i wore out the batteries in my rabbit."

by Sex.Kitten. April 15, 2010

My Wee Wee Go Boing Boing

You before you start having a good ol' wank

You also like to scream this in online parties, like me

Or you searched this after finding this on Tiktok

Me: I'm gonna wank
Also Me: MY WEE WEE GO BOING BOING

by Weeby Shits October 27, 2020

Bowling Green

A crappy-ass town located in Kentucky that is slowly becoming less lame. Oft' called Boring Green for it's lack of anything interesting to do.

Internet Stalker: So, little girl, where do you live?
Little Girl: I live in Bowling Green. Please, come kill me.

by Rawrness May 13, 2005

boring tuna

This term refers to a girl who is bad in bed.

John: Hey dude, how was fucking Janice?
Billy: Aw man, I got off, but she is a boring tuna.

by speach December 9, 2009

bowling

The act of transferring a joint roach into a bowl to finish it off.

This roach is getting low and I don't have a clip. Wanna go bowling?

by atootechnical2 February 26, 2011

bowling ball

Term used to degrade a woman who has given up all three holes to a man (oral, coitus, and anal sex). Generally speaking, a man can feel confident that he has dominated a woman after achieving this triple crown status, whereas only obtaining one or two of these sexual acts are no guarantee a woman will even remember him. This is primarily because most women are reluctant to give up the third whole (back door for many women OR the pussy for sluts who are trying to remain virgins). This is synonymous to a "grand slam" (as all the bases were run).

1) I used that dirty whore like a bowling ball.

2) Trust me, she's no prude. I bowling balled that bitch after two dates.

3) She never gave me head - so I can't call her a bowling ball.

by Hollywoodknight November 19, 2011

bowling

A sport played by the Dude, the only reason why it's actually any good.

Robber: What the fuck this?
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.

by Sander Ginn November 13, 2007