Teeth Boner

A really big smile, much grander than a smirk or regular smile :)

Watching that woman get hit in the face with a watermelon gave me a raging teeth boner.

by Pisanty September 11, 2010

Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner

"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"

by legitmidget03 December 02, 2014

Face Boner

When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.

Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.

by ABCDsbr January 26, 2018

twisted boner

An boner caused from twisted disturbed thoughts usually while on drugs

My wife and I were fighting all of the sudden I popped a twisted boner

by funsize1481 May 28, 2015

House Boner

Visually stimulating house, which gives you a boner.

"LOOK AT THAT VICTORIAN MANSION! OH HOY MAMA! I HAVE THE BUGGEST HOUSE BONER!"

by minimoses2014 October 22, 2013

hype boner

When you get so much hype, you pop a boner.

OMG BRO! THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER GAVE ME A HYPE BONER

by Bananasalady October 22, 2015

Jesus Boner

When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.

Lemme see your sweet Jesus Boner

by Cuntmuffin995 September 05, 2019