Mask Boner

When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.

Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.

by 10 Am April 26, 2021

Jesus Boner

When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.

Lemme see your sweet Jesus Boner

by Cuntmuffin995 September 5, 2019

Teeth Boner

A really big smile, much grander than a smirk or regular smile :)

Watching that woman get hit in the face with a watermelon gave me a raging teeth boner.

by Pisanty September 11, 2010

Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner

"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"

by legitmidget03 December 1, 2014

Bible Boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Pastor Greg really enjoys spending platonic time with Jessica, I think he has a bible boner.

by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018

twisted boner

An boner caused from twisted disturbed thoughts usually while on drugs

My wife and I were fighting all of the sudden I popped a twisted boner

by funsize1481 May 30, 2015

Dead Boner

A playful insult (usually in 'Roseanne' style families) used when playing, teasing, and talking one into something.

Similar to when Shawn Spencer on 'Psych' says, "Gus, don't be a ..."

"Hey broski, lets go to a party tonight!"
"Nah, I wanna go to bed by 8pm."
"Oh, don't be a dead boner..!"

by Brianna Kinney December 18, 2012