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Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.
While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.
by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009
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Jim Beaver

Amazing actor who plays 'Bobby Singer' on the hit CW show Supernatural'. A highly intellegent and well learned man with immense talent in his chosen field.
I wanna be like Jim Beaver... IF I ever grow up!
by Silver Cougar June 18, 2011
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The Anti-Beaver

The Anti-Beaver is a tall male who has black hair and wears glasses, they are also known to play ukulele. They have a tendency to repel females and there vaginas.
Curtis, You are the Anti-Beaver.
by Sophie Dolan November 2, 2012
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Down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver

When you have a boner and then you see a hot girl and you go soft.
GUY1:Oh shit!
GUY2:HA HA! You know what they say, down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver.
by rawr17 January 21, 2010
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poopy beaver

What happens when a girl wipes from back to front.
Tina's got a poopy beaver. I went down on her and came back up with a dirty sanchez.
by ML4L February 21, 2005
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white water rafting in beaver canyon

1) sliding your penis between spunk filled vagina lips.
2) Having extremly sloppy seconds;
3) Performing well lubeb oral sex;
4) Felching on cream pie
by xxx April 23, 2003
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Unkept Beaver

Opposite of a Well Kept Beaver, a vagina in a poor state of up keep, usually meaning long pubic hair and general uncleanliness.
Man, she had such an unkept beaver that I got friction burns on my little soldier!
by CaptSkubba February 5, 2009
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