She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.
I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.
Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.
I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.
Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Bean Pouchmug. by Thong Hardy January 20, 2018
Get the aiden beanmug. Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.
Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
by SunnyDelyght November 20, 2016
Get the bean holstermug. When that clit gets all swollen and stays red for hours as a result of excessive sex or masturbation.
My girlfriend flicked my bean so much yesterday I had bean blush.
Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.
Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Get the Bean Blushmug. by Harry Fatazz January 2, 2018
Get the dry beanedmug. A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.
by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017
Get the michael beanmug. The Bean Effect is when a top tier bum that lives off of McDoubles, Golf, and Nicotine somehow finds a way to have multiple females hypnotized through his malicious, womanizing ways leading them to believe he loves them. The Bean Effect may also cause the male to have outrageous thoughts such as believing he can love more than one female at once.
by Can I hit your alto? August 6, 2021
Get the Bean Effectmug.