A male who, if home alone, will stay in the bathroom and masturbate for an extended duration of time.
"Dude your parents were gone yesterday! did you get shit faced?" "No Celeb Jihad uploaded new videos and I pulled a happy famper."
by Helmbros June 3, 2014
Get the happy fampermug. When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day
Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up
by chubbzilla April 24, 2016
Get the happy mayonaisemug. The best damn bunny you'll ever meet, saying funny yet negative things. T-shirts, stickers, ect. are found in Hot Topic and Claire's.
"Whatever you moron"
"You're gross, I'm hot. Doesn't seem fair does it?"
"You suck big time"
"You're funny...looking"
"Wow, you're ugly"
-Happy Bunny
"You're gross, I'm hot. Doesn't seem fair does it?"
"You suck big time"
"You're funny...looking"
"Wow, you're ugly"
-Happy Bunny
by Maddiekinz December 9, 2008
Get the happy bunnymug. Happy slaps was first made from chavs 14 - 16 year old lads slapping an unsuspecting person at school or outside of school. Another accomplice records the slap on their phone which their dad got from the back of a black lorry. Usually, they are in groups because they are faggits who don't do it individually - victims can be women, blokes, anyone the pricks think are a suitable target.
by Elite May 13, 2005
Get the Happy Slapmug. A fun, strong, alcoholic drink to put u in a happy mood such as margeritas, strawberry daiquiries, mud slides, mojitos, etc
by teddyt July 13, 2014
Get the happy drinkmug. by Toneman November 14, 2012
Get the Happy Stickmug. adj. a male's hands used to caress a female's body, usually around the chest area.
v. To put hands up someone's shirt and massage their breasts
v. To put hands up someone's shirt and massage their breasts
by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002
Get the Happy Handsmug.