We were marching into the battle of the sexes, and I was probably just as scared as all these other cocksuckers, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! And I never felt so alive.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
by Lilmarka April 27, 2023
When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.
Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."
by Penisjuggler3232 February 02, 2016
John is battling demons in the bathroom.
by Eion2500 September 06, 2023
The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
by THE401SAVAGE December 23, 2015
by Sofutokeki May 29, 2022