Based Jesus

Refers to the rapper Lil B. Based includes having many hoes, being a mansion, swagging to the maximum, and looking like jesus.

Something people on tumblr always say.

"thank u based jesus"

by Jayy Jayy October 1, 2013

baked potato

a stoned down syndrome person

"check out that baked potato, he's stoned as a mutha fucker!"

by leviticus, Jordan converse October 28, 2013

Baked

the aftermath of smoking a nice fat blunt!! accompanied by hits from the 3 chamber bong then followed by a rip form the bowl.

dam this is good", "yo pass that shit!!!!" "i cant man this left me baked out of my mind"

by durpaderp December 17, 2010

Ass-Basket

A person that is such an ass as to comprise an entire basket of asses.

Bob: Your boss made you work late again?
Dave: Yeah, my boss is a real ass-basket!

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

backed up to West Buttfuck

when traffic has ground to a halt or crawl for many miles, usually due to rush hour, heavy construction, or a bad accident.

I'm trying really hard to make it to the show on time, but traffic on I-85 is backed up to West Buttfuck!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

baked bunny

A girl who thinks she's a bunny from being baked so much. She swears at loud noises, has sex, drinks vodka, nice only sometimes, and can kick anyone's ass. Her boobs are small but are getting bigger every day.

Maggie: Hey, where were you last night?
Tori: Oh, with Robin.
Maggie: Oh, baked bunny?
Tori: Yeah, she was f*cked up and kept yelling. I think it's because was really high and drunk.

by howdoyoulikemenow June 11, 2009

Baked Cookies

The act of getting high and watching porn on the internet for a long period of time.

Dude, Chad and I baked cookies last night on my girlfriends computer, it was chill.

by effinbrian March 27, 2011