Bagels

When someone is mooching hard, and they don’t care.

*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”

by CowboyJak December 9, 2024

bagel

Piece of bread shot with a gun

I like shooting bread to make bagel(s)

by RGB_CATT March 8, 2026

Bagel Hug

When one bagel has more cream cheese/butter than the other, so you have to smush them together to evenly distribute the spread.

“If you smush two bagels together, is that a Bagel Hug?”
“Yes”

by Señor Glumbo February 12, 2025

bagel juice necktie

When a chain link toy is wrapped around a child's neck by another child

Billy gave Charles a bagel juice necktie!

by 26DAM February 22, 2025

bagely

filler word used for almost ANYTHING verb noun adjective curse word compliment but mostly meaning something good

“you’re so bagely”

“that hangout was bagely asf”

“ts bagely💔”

by tfp0 March 5, 2025

Bagel Sauce

Another word for cream cheese.. apparently.

They forgot my Bagel Sauce, now my mouth will be drier than a KFC biscuit with no drink.

by FoxyAbuelo April 15, 2025

Bagel kiss

Why are you searching this up FREAKBOB

So when a guy whips out his huge cock and sticks it in a bagel the tip kisses the bagel

Penis into a bagel like a kiss mwah bagel kiss

by Puttbucker August 6, 2025