karpet snake

A huge dick measuring over 1 foot.

The K-Man is the only mutha-fucka with the real Karpet Snake.

by Diego October 2, 2003

Snake

Snakes are cold blooded legless reptiles closely related to lizards, which share the order Squamata. There are also several species of legless lizard which superficially resemble snakes, but are not otherwise related to them. A love of snakes is called ophiophilia, a fear of snakes is called ophidiophobia (or snakephobia), a specialist in snakes is an ophiologist.

"there are snakes; on the plane; and they're biting; and they're scaring people;"

"you just bite me in the ass, snake?"

"I'll fight a snake, I don't care"

"that f*cking snake almost got me"

"what the f*ck is wid all these fuckin snakes eh huh? they're all over the f*ckin place, can you believe dis?"

"I don' mean no dis-respect, but you got a reptile problem. you do. you do. you do."

"I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again."

"OH my god, look how many snakes are on this f*cking plane"

"I don't know what you f*ckin' snakes are thinking, but if you wanna fight, then bring it on, beca--ahh the f*cker bit me"

by thatf*ckin'snakealmostgotme August 30, 2008

double snake

Double snake is when the girl and the guy each put one finger in the girl's pussy at the same time.

Right before they had sex they double snaked.

by xxxjessxxx June 22, 2007

Fiber Snake

Basically it's a turd

I need to take my fiber snake for a swim

by Danny Pena January 4, 2004

Chocolate Snake

When you take a dump that wraps around the toilet bowl.

I had to call the plumber for the third this week to discard one of Nat's chocolate snakes.

by Koknballz December 4, 2009

Street Snake

To play street snake. A game involving getting women to perform sex acts in the street. Normally after leaving a nightclub or bar whilst under the influence of alcohol.

Guy 1: Yo dude! I copped some full on street snake last night with Tiffany after leavin' tha' club.

Guy 2: For real? Where at?

Guy 1: Down in the car park behind the strip. I deposited a wod in her mouth then left the rest on her tits.

by Calstar Deluxe June 13, 2010

snaked out

to supplant or steal ones goods

ali snaked out paul when he stole his shoes

by snaker-outer-618 July 1, 2010