i’m at the pool

I love you, let’s get married

Person 1: What did he say??
Person 2: He said ‘I’m at the pool’
Person 1: OMG UR GETTING MARRIED

by iliketoeattoast September 27, 2020

pooling out

1. Freaking out but with way less energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.

Katia: What's wrong, man?
Sas: I'm pooling out

by karton a June 28, 2025

Pool Bathroom

A place to have sex.

A place to pee, if you haven't gone in the pool yet.

He was tappin that in the pool bathroom.

by dormanbabyy2010 June 18, 2008

Kitty Pooled

When you turn that kitty into a pool (aka crazy creample cumshot in her pussy)

kitty=vagina

kitty pool can be licked out of the kitty by both parties.

Guy1: yooo do you know beth?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!

by anonymous1314799 April 2, 2024

not my pool not my camels

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers

“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels”

by Huebert remington April 21, 2024

Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.

1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.

by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025