Most known for being the most random girl god created, Maria Almeida is a girl your friends are jealous of.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.
boy1: Yesterday i met the most random girl yet, but she seemed pretty cool, talked about Sebo de Gamer.
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))
by Simplório March 19, 2021
Get the Maria Almeidamug. Maria is a sweet and caring person, who'll always manage to make you laugh. Despite that, she can defend herself and those around her, when needed. If you've got a Maria in your life, hold on to her as much as you can, 'cause there are few people with that level of greatness on the plenet.
Also, she's a dork.
Also, she's a dork.
by KatushaPerochinyNozik November 30, 2021
Get the Mariamug. The definition of an all rounder physics teacher. God tier explanations, S tier notes and a much better hairline. You will never find a better man than him to teach you physics. Dont be late to class though or youll get your ass whooped. He the goat. He is him. He is. Maria Das .
by Averagescienceenjoyer December 8, 2023
Get the maria dasmug. Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.
by Loreniiuxx April 4, 2022
Get the Maria Cardmug. A beautiful girl usually with green eyes that sometimes look brown. Her wavy brown hair glows in the sun with her blonde streaks showing through .She is sometimes referred to as a bitch but that’s the way she is you aren’t gonna change her. Any boy who looks in her eyes is hypnotised and falls in love. She makes all the other girls jealous and all the boys want her as a girlfriend. She is very clever and beautiful.
by Ok1209348765 October 26, 2019
Get the Mariamug. Maria can read souls without ever looking into your eyes.
She knows everything and everyone without ever appearing to.
She’s not the type of girl who doesn’t listen and understand. She’s understands like it’s the natural thing to do and doesn’t show that she does unless it really matters.
It’s so easy to be impressed by a Maria that she’d rather not draw attention to this.
She is street wise without ever appearing street.
She has no noticeable physical flaws yet does not at all seem to care or pride herself in looks
It’s like her physical perfection is a weakness that must be overcome by being kind, sensitive, and everything else just to get your attention off of it.
She may not dress overly modest but she certainly isn’t trying too hard to get attention either.
If you see her and instantly think she’s the most beautiful girl ever and the most sweet, and you would do anything and more just to be by her side, then you’re not too different from every other guy she’s met.
She’s somehow in control of situations without ever having to seem tough or threatening or telling people who she knows, or who’s she’s dating (and she could date any well respected tough type of person if she wanted, but she doesn’t need to earn respect that way so she’s not even considering it)
She won’t tell you much about her.
She’s not insecure either. Some guys think a beautiful girl like her must be insecure to not want attention, but that’s not Maria.
She knows everything and everyone without ever appearing to.
She’s not the type of girl who doesn’t listen and understand. She’s understands like it’s the natural thing to do and doesn’t show that she does unless it really matters.
It’s so easy to be impressed by a Maria that she’d rather not draw attention to this.
She is street wise without ever appearing street.
She has no noticeable physical flaws yet does not at all seem to care or pride herself in looks
It’s like her physical perfection is a weakness that must be overcome by being kind, sensitive, and everything else just to get your attention off of it.
She may not dress overly modest but she certainly isn’t trying too hard to get attention either.
If you see her and instantly think she’s the most beautiful girl ever and the most sweet, and you would do anything and more just to be by her side, then you’re not too different from every other guy she’s met.
She’s somehow in control of situations without ever having to seem tough or threatening or telling people who she knows, or who’s she’s dating (and she could date any well respected tough type of person if she wanted, but she doesn’t need to earn respect that way so she’s not even considering it)
She won’t tell you much about her.
She’s not insecure either. Some guys think a beautiful girl like her must be insecure to not want attention, but that’s not Maria.
Maria is the girl who has every single quality you told your friends you want in a girl, and when you told them, you thought that there was no way that one person have all of it, but there she is.
That’s Maria
That’s Maria
by WeKnow_1234 December 25, 2024
Get the Mariamug. Maria is so cool and pretty. Also funny man. She can always lift the mood by just walking in the room. She might be quite but when she gets used to you she’ll talk and it’s so fun to listen.
by AnaisZoo November 24, 2022
Get the Mariamug.