Waffle quack

An ignorant person who also happens to be obnoxiously lazy who makes up words and continue to use them throughout a conversation. Also there hair is similar to that of a ducks

My friend is such a waffle quack he won't even go to the other side of the room to plug in his phone

by wafflequacker July 7, 2011

Waffletown

A place where Waffles live in harmony with their families & friends.

Waffle 1: "Oh, hey, Waffle-ophogus. You look really happy! Where do you live at?"
Waffle 2: "I live in a small village on the corner of Druery Lane, called Waffletown. Everyone that lives there is a waffle."

Waffle 1: "Cool beans! I'm moving there asap!"

by Brannah Schunzert August 6, 2011

waffelier

A professional chef responsible for the handling, production, and distribution of waffles at brunches and other catered events.

I thought I was done eating, but then the waffelier started the griddle back up.

by ElBourjito September 25, 2011

Waffable

To be extremely awesome. To have a unique talent that makes such thing the upmost admirable object.

Those shoes are so waffable.

by Business Building April 12, 2012

wafflestep

The euphoria experienced by eating waffles and listening to dubstep at the same time.

Face most commonly experienced during wafflestepping: O.O

"Sorry dude, im gonna go home and wafflestep after school"
"Dont bother him, he's wafflestepping"

by waffles and dubstep September 9, 2012

Wafting Chuck

While in a hungover state a person sits up while leaning back on the couch to get a sip of water, after having farted, and the smell is so raunchy it causes that person to vomit in their own lap. Usually compared to the bottled scent of a blue waffle.

" Dude, John drank too much Jager last night and gave himself a wafting chuck, now he's cleaning the mess."

by Marydoyouwanna June 3, 2013

waffle muncher

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.

I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.

by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013