jive turkey

Konnor Staples

konnor staples is the biggest jive turkey alive

by spanaway151 July 1, 2011

Tusken Raider

an extremely ugly girl similar to a swamp donkey or the ugliest known as a Swamp Lord, Lord of the uglies. You should never talk to Tusken Raiders since they cannot speak and are very violent

Tusken raiders attacked my friend

Those Tuskens walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless monsters.

by swampkilla March 2, 2011

tussey mountain

A high school that is flooded with drama and teenage pregnancy. Everyone there seems to think of themselves as some gangster drug dealer. It sits in the middle of "Hicksville", otherwise known as Saxton, PA. Around every corner you will find two rednecks having a pissing contest or chewing tobacco. It's also the home of the Titans, known for football even though they do/did awfully, thanks to a bald dickheaded former coach who hasn't been laid in some odd 10 years. The Titans may have a chance at redeeming themselves with him taken off but who knows. PS: It seems every other week there's a bomb or shooting threat, fuck.

Person 1: "Yo, you hear about that threat the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, must be Tussey Mountain."

by 5 Seconds of Swinter May 13, 2018

Gurkey Turkey

A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass

James: Man I forgot to wipe

Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!

by penis_potato April 29, 2021

Choke The Turkey

Beating the meat on good ol' Thanksgiving.

Man, it's Thanksgiving and I couldn't be more thankful for being able to Choke the Turkey.

by TheHooligan November 27, 2010

Turkey Jerkey

1. An act of masturbation in which a female partner uses her hand to manually stimulate a man’s penis.
2. Incomplete stimulation of a man's penis.
3. Description of ANY sexual act on a female by a male partner.

1. My girlfriend gave me a turkey Jerkey in the movie theater. My popcorn now has extra butter.
2. Lisa gave me a Turkey Jerky. I had to stop her because my dick got sore.
3. Lisa came over last night for some Turkey Jerkey. She was walking funny when she left!

by Big EJW December 15, 2008

Jive Turkey

One who buys bowling shoes and can't break 90

Darryls a jive turkey

by Yoloswag4jesus December 23, 2015