Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

tricked out

To be heavily modified, as in a car with a nice paint job (no fake racing stripes), a kit, rims, an un-ricered spoiler, and all the goodies for the engine and maybe goodies inside too.

Did you see Jose's tricked out Mustang? He got black seats with suede trim, a computer inside, riding on 19's with fat tires and that supercharged engine sounds mean.

by el rabbit August 30, 2004

tickle-corkin

The act of using your tongue to tickle a males genitals whilst corking his anus with your fist.

He's walking like he just got a tickle-corkin.

by J3P0Y January 12, 2009

Tickle Bank

An imaginary “bank” that can be used as a means of storing count and accumulating owed tickles to a person(s) that is currently not available to be tickled.

By teasing him over the internet, Liz wrote a blank cheque to her boyfriends tickle bank.

by Metapod September 26, 2010

Tickle Piss

When someone tickles you until you pee.

A:Stop please haha im about to pee
B:AHAHAHA but its so much fun
A:hehe ahaha *pees*awe i just tickle pissed

B:eww

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

TickleMe Plant

The famous houseplant that moves and closes its leaves when you Tickle It! It can easy be grown from seeds indoors year round. The TickleMe Plant is a very sensitive tropical plant.
It can also produce sparkling pink flowers.

I love how the leaves of the TickleMe Plant fold and the branches droop when Tickled.

by Jan Carres December 10, 2012

Tickle Tube

Memories used by a woman for masturbation, fantasies, or sexual enhancement.

Check out that guy, I'm saving him in my Tickle Tube.

by icebyt3 December 21, 2014