tracer

An visual aid to see how well your digestive tract is working. Usually happens 6 to 12 hours after eating.

By the tracers I saw,it looked like I had put that whole cob of corn back together!

by SemiMicro August 13, 2006

Tact

Something for people who are too stupid to use sarcasm.

If you don't believe in your abilities as a wise-ass, use tact.

by WadaTah November 21, 2003

Tracfone

An old people's cell phone that is 20 bucks for an hour's worth of talk time that really just sucks. Don't get it unless you're just that ignorant.

Tracfone is designed strictly for old people.

by metalhead777 May 12, 2009

Tractored

Its when your so smashed that when you wake up your still a little drunk. So drunk, the rest of the day your extrememly buzzed until the evening.

After Drinking The 1/3 Of A Gallon Of Vodka, I woke up "Tractored"

by MR.Se7en April 13, 2008

breakea your trachea

v. to break the listener's trachea, often used as a threat

I'll breakea your trachea if you don't shut up!

by smartass_bitch January 9, 2008

tracer

After expelling fecal matter from the anus (usually in the form of diarrhoea) small, balled up terd nuggets left stuck around the anus hair.

Get me a paper towel so I can wipe the tracers off the dog.

by !Luke June 4, 2007

Tactical Insertion

When a female is having a massive orgasm, you insert the remote control into her asshole, then press volume down so she shuts the fuck up. This also works when she won't stop nagging.

Bitch shut the fuck up before I give you a Tactical Insertion!

by SpeaksJanusch July 22, 2010