chris crocker

Gay teenage video blogger from Tennessee. Famous for his "Leave Britney Alone" video on Myspace and YouTube. Since the video, he has been seen on shows like TRL, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Maury, and FOX News. There are rumors that he's getting his own TV show soon.

Chris Crocker thinks his video blogs are so profound, but they're unoriginal and superficial and if you disagree with him he'll call you a homophobe.

by Rachel Van Doll October 3, 2007

Chris Jericho

The most badass pro wrestler in AEW and don't you forget it! The current AEW champion, he'll kick your ass sideways and send you straight into retirement.

Cody Rhodes wishes he was as awesome as Chris Jericho

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 23, 2019

chris gaines

Garth Brooks in a wig

Sgt: Just for that Griffin you have to listen to a track from this Chris Gaines album.

Brian: This is so stupid it's just Garth Brooks in a wig

Sgt: That's it the whole album plus the bonus track!

Stewie: Oh and it's a ballad

by Kandi Klover October 16, 2013

Chris Brown

Beating the hell out of someone

"He made me so mad that I Chris Browned his ass"

by Big Pete house of munch March 22, 2009

chris benoit

Chris benoit was one of the greatest wrestlers in WWE history. He was a quiet guy, yet had great mic. skills. He competed in a triple threat match with triple h and shawn michaels at wrestlemania 20, where he finally won the championship belt. It is considered one of the best wrestlemanias WWE has ever had. I will always remember him for his talent, determination and skill. Chris benoit, his wife nancy and son daniel were found dead on june 25, 2007. It was officially ruled a double murder-suicide. When I remember chris, I choose to remember him as a good guy and a great entertainer. I will never understand why things went down this way and why he chose this but I will also never be able to hate him, based on the amount of brain damage he had.

Chris benoit lives on in my memories. Whenever I watch his tributes, it makes me cry:

I miss seeing him compete. May chris benoit, daniel benoit and nancy benoit R.I.P

by truefan February 23, 2009

chris crocker

a flamingly gay teenage boy who honestly thinks he's a woman and who came into the public's eyes, unfortunately, via his infamous and unintentionally hilarious "leave britney alone!" youtube video in which he throws the most homosexual temper tantrum i've ever seen about people giving britney spears her well-deserved criticism. the awesome irony of this is that the kid doesn't even realize britney spears more than likely doesn't give a flying fuck about him and possibly even views him as a potential psychotic murder-suicide attempt. although the death of either would bring tears of happiness to millions worldwide.

chris crocker filmed himself making out with his brother in one of his videos and said "who cares about 9/11?" in another.

chris crocker is now famous for the same reasons people stop to stare at a car accident.

chris crocker is an embarrassment to britney spears fans (all 3 of them), to america, and to humanity in general.

PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT ON HIS VIDEOS OR WATCH HIS UPCOMING SHOW.

by silly hats only October 5, 2007

Chris Brown

(verb); an action in which a man beats the nappiness out of a bitch while performing another task (ie. beating the shit out of Rhianna while driving). The person who implements this action usually tries to justify it by blaming it on witnessing past domestic violence within the family. Chris Browning most commonly occurs in urban areas and trailer parks, but is not limited to these areas.

1) My friend Tyrese Chris Browned his girlfriend Sheneneh while drinking a Colt 45 because she didn't fry the chicken right.

2) John Deere Chris Browned his sister Desiree while driving his tractor because she hoed around with his cousins.

by The Hoovester March 6, 2009