Jim Simmons

When you’re getting hot and heavy with a dude, fully clothed, and he cums in his pants.

Ashley totally got Jim Simmonsed last night. What a loser ass clown.

by AKattt October 25, 2019

Jim

When someone calls me by my fathers nickname

Someone: Yo Jim!.. Me: Its Jimmy TBH!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 18, 2020

Slim Jim Juice

cum, semen, jizz, sperm, wiener juice, man juice, spunk, skeet, penis milk, male ejaculation.

When he had sex with her, a big huge geyser of slim jim juice came out of his slim jim.

by Minecraft1238 January 18, 2019

Slim Jim

A Slim Jim is a skinny blunt with barely any weed.

My boy told me he had some mad bars, and busted out a slim Jim

by HempVader420 March 17, 2017

Jim Job

Poor craftsmanship, primarily in the state of Florida.

I hired a contractor to renovate my home and I ended up getting a Jim Job

by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018

Uncle Jim

The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy

Uncle Jim is a pedophile
Let’s go play golf with your Uncle Jim

by poKin0m July 16, 2023

jim

"Jim" means masturbating

"Ok i go jim"

by hairyballssasdad August 9, 2022