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Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.
Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"
by Nhurr September 23, 2019
mugGet the Thomas Cookedmug.
Have sex with this girl before she loses interest
Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.
by George567590 January 7, 2025
mugGet the Cook up this chicken before it goes badmug.

Cooked

When a person is in so much trouble, there’s no saving them
Bro 1: Look at Sahar, he looks like he smoked a doobie before his exam
Bro 2: Yeah, he’s COOKED
by SaharDoobie May 21, 2024
mugGet the Cookedmug.

Cook me

The desire to make out with someone
Girl: what do you want me to cook for dinner

Boy: cook me bbg
by Nelia_koeningzef May 9, 2024
mugGet the Cook memug.

skibidi cooked

when ur really cooked
by initdotpy July 10, 2024
mugGet the skibidi cookedmug.

cooking brisket

when someone farts and it smells like brisket
gross who’s cooking brisket
by caspercue July 24, 2021
mugGet the cooking brisketmug.

Cooked

Someone who is very ugly, and probably doesn’t know it.
Yo, this girl just snapchatted me a selfie, but she’s cooked.
by Prologuer May 28, 2018
mugGet the Cookedmug.

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