Cooked

A synonym for correct or good/just-right.

Me: Maybe you could go to the beach?
You: Yeah, I think I will. That feels cooked!

by Slayer9000 October 6, 2023

cooked

A way of describing or talking about a subject in an overly negative regard or fashion.

Bro #1: “Mane you heard the news bout Mikey Williams?”
Bro #2: “Yeah that niggas career is cooked.”

by lightyfriedostrich October 12, 2023

cooked

when you are in a situation that seems to be ending badly.

"yeah bros cooked"

by my name is sukuna March 13, 2024

Liam Cooke

Is a dude who does stuff and is a cool guy.

Liam Cooke is pog.

by throbb1 June 12, 2022

Friction cook

Slang term for any sort of masturbation that cause rubbing or “friction” to cause pleasure.

My wife is a real chef, last night she friction cooked my sausage and finished it off with an Alfredo sauce.

by Dagalags May 28, 2025

Rotisserie cook

The act of roasting a guy while spinning him like a beer bottle and whoever he stops on has to roast him. Such humiliation can be a result of a guy that has been caught lacking in front of all the boys.

After the sorry lad has been caught lacking, the boys will tie the looser to an office chair, then the boys will gather around him in a circle, and spin him around gradually (like a rotisserie chicken in an oven) letting his rotation slowly stop, and then whoever is in direct eye sight of the victim at the time his rotation stops must roast him then spin his ass in the chair again and repeat the process until everybody in the circle has had a chance to roast him or he pleads guilty of being burned.

When we all heard him at the grocery store ask if “Amazon has an app?” As if he’s never used a smart phone before in his life, we knew we were gonna have to Rotisserie cook his dumb ass once we got back home

by B.A.B._OG September 14, 2022

cooked

Being done for. Synonyms: screwed, you're done for

Guy 1: I haven't done my science homework even though it's overdue!
Guy 2: You're cooked

by ursocooked April 26, 2023