worm

a slimy bug that comes outside during rain but is commonly eaten by birds or dug up by birds.

bird: *flying in the sky*
worm just minding its business
bird: oh that looks good! let me eat it

*digs up worm and eats it*

by anonymous December 30, 2024

Flat Worm Friday

Every Friday we honor, celebrate and remember “Flat Worm Friday”for all the flat worms

I can’t wait for it to be Flat Worm Friday

by DidItWork June 13, 2025

Prostate Worm

A worm that crawls into your bunghole and tickles your sweet little prostate.

Last night I was digging holes in my backyard and came across the sweetest little prostate worm, he tickled my prostate so good.

by eggslut666 June 13, 2025

Brain Worms

Yeah I see you talking about me in the house.

Hym "I had better not have brain worms in my head because I swear to God I will make you eat your own kids. It had better not be that. And if so you had better hurry the fuck up because it's about to be lunch time for you if you don't get that shit out of my head IMMEDIATELY!"

by Hym Iam June 15, 2025

Worming

How a worm moves around

That worm was worming around town

by Gerrplur July 6, 2025

Worm Brain

RFK Jr.’s KGB codename. Refers to the “worm” inside his brain who ate a significant portion of his conscience and died from a ketamine or hydromorphone overdose.

Worm Brain is literally George Hamilton with a Katherine Hepburn voice who’s an ardent anti-vaxxer and is the anthesis of public health. This charlatan is worse than appointing a wine salesman as a foreign minister

by kinghiroichi1 August 6, 2025

Tape Worm

I'm a producer and improver! I'm producing eggs and improving MY life with YOUR shit.

Hym "Don't be a tape worm! Join Jordan Peterson's 'Hustler's Academy'- Er, I mean, Andrew Tate's -Mikhaila Academy-- Er, I mean, join him in his coalition to silence and mind control dissidents so you can steal their shit and use it to shit out more of yourself."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025