rock worm

A vermeologist's euphemism for an erection.
They worked well together professionally, but she had no interest in studying his rock worm.
by jhndrsn April 26, 2013
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Off the worm

OR off the wyrm; a reality check. Getting back to work after slacking or spacing out.

Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.
After Summer I'm off the worm. Mom says I gotta get a job.
by rewolf7 July 08, 2014
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shooting worms

An older man incessantly talking about sex when the other person clearly isn’t interested. When asked to stop, he continues.
That guy Bill is such a horn dog. He’d be a cool guy if only he could stop shooting worms.
by Lilslik September 25, 2023
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Wiki worm

Someone who spends an unusual amount of time on wikipedia or a wikia site reading many of the articles as a form of entertainment rather than the sites intended use of providing information.
"John what are you reading?"
"Reading wikipedia."
"Thats the third night John, you're such a wiki worm."
by Jacob mei May 18, 2010
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Reverse Worm

A sexual act where the man violently and aggressively spasms his body imitatingthe worm” underneath a woman, rapidly thrusting his cock into her.
Hey babe, wanna try the reverse worm tonight?
by TheSardines August 01, 2022
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worm with a mustache

Tom Sandoval.

Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.
Everyone deserves better than a Worm with a Mustache.
by Justicekelly June 08, 2023
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lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing
You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
by the hornet76 January 04, 2021
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