moose butt

An annoying child who thinks that ligma is an actual disease.

Ligma isn't real, moose butt

by Fate's Destiny April 9, 2019

Moose Plug

An extra large tampon for huge va-ja's.

Who tried to flush this moose plug?... Bring me a plunger!

Moose plugs couldn't dam that flow!

by Hot as balls July 19, 2012

Decaying Moose

An older woman who dislikes children and in return verbally disciplined them with crude insults

She’s a Decaying Moose - Moose Bag!

by Mrs.Moose July 28, 2018

Moose

That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.

"That moose had the nerve to tell ME how to fill out a TPS report!"

by That guy at the office. February 20, 2012

Moose Knuckle

Word used to warn workers that safety supervisor is on site.

“Moose knuckle, put your safety glasses back on.”

by Freckz December 9, 2020

Moose

Large antlered animal native to North America. Plural form is Meese

"Nice one moose you got there"

"Yeh you shouldve been at the farm there were tons of Meese!"

by BigSid December 7, 2009

Moose Piledriver

Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.

Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"

Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."

Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."

Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."

Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"

Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."

by 69 Moose Pile Drive June 16, 2017