Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees

Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine

by JAYmist January 21, 2019

Bees Knees

Nicole Wheaton

- “You know Nicole Wheaton?”
- “Yeah! She’s the bees knees!”

by Glennyyy February 19, 2019

dizzy knees

The feeling in your legs shortly after busting a nut. Upside: feeling of euphoria. Downside:The regrettable act of catching feelings.

i gave her the extra 2 inches. She gave me dizzy knees.

by KBrockman. May 29, 2018

summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

No knee caps

A person who will never propose. Refers to the emotional inability to get down on one knee Not to be confused with eternally single; someone without knee caps will stay in long term relationships, but will never actually pop the question.

Sis, your man has no knee caps. If you want marriage and kids you need to move on!

by CC Halpert June 9, 2018

Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

Knee-knocky

Noun; A pillow (standard or body pillow) designated for use between one’s legs/knees.

“Ever since she’s gotten pregnant, she refuses to sleep without a knee-knocky.”

“ Ugh, I left my knee-knocky at home!”

by gonnagetyourgizzard2019 July 2, 2019