Goon Spoon

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.

John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.

by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025

Gooning

Vigorously masturbating to magazines you find at the dentist appointment for hours possibly even days

Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:

“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."

"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."

“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river

“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”

by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025

Goon

1. Verb. To masturbate to the point of prolonged euphoria.

2. Noun. A low level gang member. Usually made to do the dirty work of the higher memebers.

1. While watching porn I gooned for hours.

2. Joe hired his goons to attack his enemy.

by UrbanSlangScholar July 23, 2025

Fashion Goon

Ya know that guy at the function with too many flashy brands and not enough taste. Wearing rings on every finger. A modern day hype beast.

Bro don’t wear 4 rings on your date, she’s gonna know you’re a fashion goon.

by Lil jawn July 25, 2025

Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.

I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.

by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025

We Used To Goon To TS

Usually used regarding something that used to be popular but is kind of cringe now

*Sees old meme*

"We used to goon to ts"

by KaffeMannen July 26, 2025

Goon Cave

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.

Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!

by dylf2025 July 27, 2025