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makeup text

n. The act of making up after an argument with a significant other via text messaging.

Similar to makeup sex, just more technologically savvy and less gratifying.
Kurt and I got in a pretty bad fight today because I got mad that he always texts instead of calling me. Everything is fine between us now though. We had some amazing makeup text afterward!
by JSG78 December 17, 2008
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dead text

A text received so late that its subject matter is void.
I got John's text about the homework questions too late - by the time I responded, the assignment was already due.

Turned on my phone after finally recharging it and now have a bunch of dead texts flooding my inbox.
by Kishyotai September 30, 2010
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one-way text

One-Way Text (n.)
1. A text message not requiring a reply.
2. A frustrating thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word.
3. An annoying thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word--and you don't have unlimited text messaging.
4. Something that makes you want to strangle someone.
5. An indication that the sender is either tired, pissed at you, hates texting, or is just a stupid dumbass.
6. Something you do when people piss you off and you don't want to talk to them.
"You going to the movie tonight?"
"yep"

"So I totally bought an iPod today"
"cool"

"John keeps replying to my messages in one-way texts. Will you please find out if he's mad at me?"
by HaleysHeresat January 23, 2009
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Ass text

Texting someone back within thirty seconds of receiving a text message, or texting someone three or four times without getting a response.
"I just texted Josh once and he won't stop ass texting me!"

"I just texted McKenzie a second ago, and she's already started ass texting."
by JMC1436 May 24, 2009
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Soft Text

1. When you want to hollar at a guy / girl but not be too aggressive via text message.

2. A formal way of communicating via texting.
Let's say you meet a girl & get her number. You should probably send her a "Soft Text" before calling just to break the ice.

Or maybe you want to send a "Soft Text" to someone that your too shy to talk to
by Preston Walters July 27, 2009
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Teen "Text" Typing

(n): The utter display of ignorance and laziness protrayed by todays youth due to the onslaught of technology. Usually seen in any form of screen text communication between teens (as well as some adults trying to look cool) and the rest of the free world. Denoted by its lack of vowel use completely, substituted by numbers, and use of repeating last letters. Many times characters such as "&" and "@" will be used as well. Not directed at commonly used shorthands like LOL and FTW. See examples!
Teen "Text" Typing is Awesome!!
"Heyyyyy!!! Wuz up wit u 2 nite! Tex m3!"
"Omgggg.....Blaineeeee iz so hottttt!!! He iz only 4teen!"
"R u cumin ovr 2nite! KK! C u l8r!!"
Typing in Myspace: "So WhUt R U DoIn 2nItE? We NeEd 2 HuK uP!"
by Southern Articulator December 22, 2009
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Sexy Text

A SMS message that contains sexually charged content from women that are pretending to be attracted to you. The message may aim to make a 'date' with you.
When you get a sexy text you will feel a short period of 'feel good' factor followed by months of self loathing and doubting the existence of “any good women”. You will not score a date.
by Ivan P Spongenuts April 3, 2005
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