tabetha

the biggest slut you will every have the miss fortune to meet, don't trust her as she will flirt with everyone, destroy friendships and try to steal your boyfriends, she doesnt know when she is not wanted and she just always wants to hurt people

person 1: she stole him from me, she sent him pictures! and told him lies!

person 2: URGH SHE IS SUCH A TABETHA!

by sleepingwithemillie October 6, 2013

table whore

a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.

We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.

by ReadyLH May 6, 2008

tableNazi

Not Cody Holmes, but Cody Holm, the Prime Minister of the Fourth Reich of the Foosball Table.
He has been out of action recently, probably planning his next holocaust.

Cody: Hey guys, what's up?
*crowd at foosball table hisses*
Me: Asshole!

by Robert January 23, 2005

knights of the round table

The Elite few formly coined as the "chump squad" now perfer to be known as what they are, The Knights of The Round Table. In order to clear up former aligations in defense of The Knights of The Round Table, we defend that our parties are not limited to one case and one case only, but infact they know no limits in any way shape or form. The Knights of the Round Table are, and will remain, The Elite Few. Those who deem Terror upon the name do so only because they fall short of what they strive for, supiriority.

To be a part of the Knights of The Round Table is to be at the pinnacle of one's life.

by King Arthur- Founder December 5, 2005

coffee table banger

the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.

"i did a total coffee table banger last night!"

by amana June 2, 2008

turn tables

where you spin the girl ur fucking on ur dick round and round

the girl wanted a thrill ride so i gave her the turn tables

by Slangwordmasta June 6, 2016

table tax

The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.

Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!

by Biznart October 28, 2008