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Theater head

We went to the movies, and i got theater head
by Ross T. October 9, 2008
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Call in a bomb threat

Placing a phone call that evacuates a friend from an uncomfortable or inconvenient situation, effectively offering an excuse to leave.
When I was stuck watching Disney’s Mulan with my youth group, I texted my friend Trachelle and had her call in a bomb threat for me. I’m pretty sure everyone knew my phone call wasn’t really important, but my disdain for Disney movies outweighed any social guilt.
by stice55 November 11, 2010
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Theater

noun
Originally an American spelling of 'theatre,' the word has evolved to mean a building, room or space where films are shown. Sometimes called a cinema or movie theater. Not to be confused with a theatre.
I can't wait for this movie to come to theaters!
by Grammar 'R Us July 8, 2011
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treats

1) To give or recieve any form of sexual pleasure.
2) To take drugs.
3) To describe something that is good.
1) I gave her some good treats last night.
2) I took too many treats last night and freaked out.
3) That Roots gig last night was the treats
by Gibbonsausage June 27, 2004
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diphallic terata

"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"
by protocoldroid April 26, 2005
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Teaton

A means of artistic expression, a tool for the spreading choas and confusion in society. Often in the form of a nonsensical comic strip stuck in public.
Man, I just teatoned Walmart and a bus stop yesterday!
by Jonny Roasta April 25, 2006
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Bathtub Treatment

The Bathtub Treatment is actually a collection of treatments for the body of a significant other after he or she passes away. Once she does, one must immediately take her body and preserve it in a bathtub with ethanol. The advantage of this, is that the body will always be preserved and ready for sex after proper preparation. In order to prepare for sex with the deceased significant other, she must be warmed. This is accomplished by placing a standard Ball Park hot dog into the microwave for approximately 45 seconds. Once the hot dog has been heated, it is placed into the vagina where thermodynamics will warm the surrounding area. After about ten minutes, your favorite vagina is ready for sex. Due to the hot dog's grease and warmth, the vagina is now wet and eager for you engorged penis. At this point, you should have sex, then clean yourself and your partner. Replace her in the bathtub and repeat as necessary. Remember to top off the ethanol as it evaporates rapidly. Investing in a bathtub cover would be most frugal.
After the death of Alicia, Kavan moved quickly to perform the Bathtub Treatment correctly.
by Fucked_her_rotten February 26, 2011
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