TikTok

Umm, a place where people listen to cringe but also do cringe!

I’m TikTok famous sksksksksk

by eat bootie November 6, 2019

2019 tiktok

/b/ on crack, with good content sprinkled in from time to time

person 1: man 2019 tiktok is the worst!
person 2: why are you telling me this. It's common knowledge
person 3, probably vsco: That's a lie

by Midnight287 August 22, 2019

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

tiktok

A site where you expend your horny. 16 year old whore girls bait you by showing their butts, white fuckboys hump couches, and our black king lil huddy says the n word. Unsuspecting 8 year olds are forced to watch the flood of hormones in horror, but get turned on at the same time.

"Damn heard of that site tiktok?"
"I make tiktoks. Yes."
"Oh, so you're a retard bitch."
"yes."

by fatass fucker April 27, 2020

Straight TikTok

The best and superior side of TikTok. Where all the unproblematic people reside. Everyone in straight TikTok supports the right things and can take a joke.

Dan: Are you on straight tiktok or alt tiktok?
Kenny: Straight duhh, that's the best side
Dan: good

by Chloe Lee October 23, 2020

tiktok philosopher

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.

Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."

by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024

tiktokable

To be able to bang and get bare views on TikTok.

This shit is tiktokable bruv

by tobibruv December 17, 2019