Baby brown whale

A large Mexican boy who gets made fun of at the pool for having excessive blubber.

Carl- Why is that fat kid always at the pool?
Nathan- i don't know but its getting really irritating
Carl- He is being a Baby brown whale and i don't like it

by bamcole101 November 17, 2016

beached whale

a shit that is so large part of it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl

"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."

"Shit that must have been huge!"

by Ron Nabriel April 25, 2008

slow as whale shit

Something that is moving very very slowly

This person serving us food is moving as slow as whale shit

by Eli Sukol December 5, 2007

flying gnarl whale

when a girl is giving a guy a bj, he uses his fingers to give the girl a wet willie, while the girl is waving her arms, hence making her look like a flying gnarl whale, with the guy's dick as the whale's horn.

dude, i actually thought my girlfriend was a whale last night, thats how good she is at giving flying gnarl whales.

by flyinggnarlwhale January 20, 2008

Fly like a whale

Expression/phrase
Meaning: To attempt or accomplish something even against impossible odds.

James: Good luck on your finals test! Fly like a whale!
John: Thanks!

by Dragniw March 3, 2014

whale shark triggered

Reaching the level of annoyance when someone says a whale shark is a shark when it is, in fact, a fish

Mundo is whale shark triggered.

by Whale shark triggered September 30, 2017

Texas Whale

A landborne whale, survives off of fast food and lethargic-ness...a lumbering giant that when angered can squish anything smaller than it.

Mel Gibson: I was in Austin, Texas the other day and I saw what had to be the worlds largest human.
Brad Pitt: Thats not a human dude, thats a real life Texas Whale, the only reason there named Texas Whale's though is because everything is bigger in Texas.
Mel: Oh i see...so that fat ass ho at the mall the other day was a Texas Whale too?
Brad: Yep...

by Adeipho83709 June 28, 2010