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Political suicide

(To commit ): to do anything and everything possible to sabotage your own political future.
Making stupid mistakes and decisions during your political campaign, even before your gain the office you are running for, is also considered political suicide
by Sexydimma March 27, 2021
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Homo Suicide

It is when a gay person turn straight. Killing your gay self and turn straight.
"I would fuck you so hard that you would commit homo suicide"
by Homo Suicide February 3, 2018
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Suicide Dive

Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...
Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"
by ogDICKDICKSON December 3, 2018
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Suicide wednesday

After a long weekend of beer/drugs and the hangover/fear/paranoia are as strong as ever and you just want to end it.
The weekend was amazing but 3 days later I want to end it. Definitely suicide wednesday
by Duke L July 12, 2017
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inactively suicidal

When you won't kill yourself but wouldn't mind if you died.
Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.
by SilverWolf18 July 22, 2017
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Suicide boner

A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.
John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.
by Formingsinger16 July 11, 2016
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Flashlight Suicide

When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.
After seeing his friends facebook page, Jim commited flashlight suicide.
by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016
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