Gila Monster

the largest and most poisonous lizard in the United States!

It's too bad that Brett got bitten by that gila monster today. he probably won't be alive tomorrow.

by Daniel Lewisss March 23, 2011

monsters inc.

When you and your partner are having sexual intercourse you have your friend jump into your room and scare your partner. Then you climax.

Hey how did you guys do last night?
Great! I got Joey to help me pull a monsters inc.!

by Oh my god, Becky August 17, 2016

Effin Monster

A very handsome ginger. Loving, caring, romantic and absolutely adorable. Everything a girl could ever ask for. A true gentleman that treats his lady like a queen. Loved by a bunny.

He is my Effin Monster and I love him.

by Cinnasnowbunny July 22, 2014

Beat monster

Major masturbation.

Damn after seeing Suzy in those tight jeans, I had to find the nearest King Jhonie and unleash the beat monster

by Renal Ultrasound March 25, 2003

Cookie Monster

Blue furry puppet from the childrens show Sesame street known for eating cookies. Also used to describe the lack of vocal talent ie. Ja Rule, DMX,

Why does MTV promote Cookie monster artists like Ja Rule.

by Bigdickylewis November 3, 2003

Monster Import

The best energy drink. EVER.

"While in Europe last summer at the Spanish Moto GP, we saw a cool re-sealable can and knew it would be perfect for monster. The company said, 'only available in Europe.' We said, 'B.S., we gotta have it!' Next stop Amsterdam, Holland and a specialty plant to fill the funky can with our new super premium Monster import formula. Monster import has a clean, smooth Euro-flavor, less calories, but still gets you off as good as the orgional"
-Monster Energy

"if you can open and close the can with one hand you probably dated a lot when you were younger."

Person 1: Have you ever had a Monster Import?

Person 2: No. Whats that?

Person 1: *Shoots person 2 in the foot*

by addicted2energydrinks August 26, 2009

talen monster

a bird man that cheats on everyone he's with, and is far too ugly to cheat, or get any girls, and sucks at lacrosse.

damn he's so bad, he must be a talen monster

by William WONG January 27, 2007