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your mom

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your mom
by fjhsduhifu March 7, 2022
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your mom

1. A dumbass reply that douchebags use when they have nothing left to contribute to the conversation or when they have no good comeback in an argument. Usually used when a teenage male is burned to a crisp by a peer, an enemy, or even a friend. Also used by drunk frat boys at parties when they realize they have nothing left to live for. If you have no dignity or self worth, you probably say this.
Smart kid: ..well at least I don't look like a half-eaten peruvian pepper
Crowd: oooooo
Bowl of Shit: ... ........ ................... your MOM looks like a peruvian pepper
Crowd: *commits suicide*
by HarryStyles'MatingCall February 15, 2015
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your mom

you mum gay for me she suck my 99 inch cock and said it was not worth it. She is so gay she only likes short dudes named aiham. Aiham is so cute and short. your mom starts drooling when she thinks abt me infact the only thing she think abt is “aiham”
by aiham hi hoe September 15, 2021
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Your mom

The person that gave birth to you... OBVIOUSLY. It also can be used to insult people in a conversation. If u have no mother, u are not reading this
"your mom so fat she need four legs to walk"
by thegodnamedben123 October 5, 2023
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Your Mom

Guy 1: Hey your penis is a tic tac!!!
Guy 2: No wonder why your moms breath smells so fresh.
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021
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your mom

a comeback.

People might be telling you that it’s the worst comeback ever. But others will laugh at it.
“What page are we on?” -your mom
Who asked?” -your mom
What are you doing?” -your mom
by Lina with an i May 23, 2022
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