When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by greatdeep January 30, 2024
Get the tech spiralmug. A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.
Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!
by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021
Get the Rolodex Techmug. National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech. On this day you can take W flicks with others in your techs. You can also flex on people who don’t have a tech. National Nike Tech Day is March 14.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.
Person 1: Yo, you know what’s on March 14?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!
by supervisor.handyman March 10, 2023
Get the National Nike Tech Daymug. 1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.
2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!
2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
by SoloThinkTank April 15, 2011
Get the Tech Bummug. Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.
by BitcoinBill April 24, 2018
Get the Crash Tech Dummymug. Technical High school is the home of the tigers and the homes for the fobs that smells like chicken curry iskadaqa uur baathaana naacaalac ku taalay Bastarin.But if you're randomly feeling like to be blamed for something come on down to our school you will be convicted of things you didn't do even tho you weren't at school that day. Tech girls are rebellious so watch out they are a handful. Tech niggas love sharing clothes and they look like the bottom of my shoes 😍 . Come on down to the farm land St.cloud MN and sign up today !!!!
bet1980s. Meaning yes or I agree.
bet1980s. Meaning yes or I agree.
"Yo Tech niggas are so ugly bro "
" I know right
" Tech girls think that they the shit lately"
" OMM G"
" I know right
" Tech girls think that they the shit lately"
" OMM G"
by Realnegro3000 December 6, 2016
Get the Techmug. A shit technical high school in Meridian where three mice including Mouse Guapo live. With cockroaches, moldy food, greedy whores, and shit teachers.
by AP System April 17, 2022
Get the Wilcox Techmug.