Taint-angle

The widely-varying geometric angle measured between a woman's vaginal opening and anus that effectively determines their perineum.

Damn, them girls in Asia have a big taint-angle; you can see their buttholes standing up!

by Duke3478 November 05, 2020

Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Taint soup

When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.

It was way too hot last night, I woke up with a bowl of taint soup.

by Kungfud00d January 26, 2014

Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.

Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.

by Titanthetainttickler March 10, 2019

taint fondler

One who fondles the taint

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint

by theassman February 18, 2018

Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

by Goon goddess May 27, 2024

Taint Tunnel

noun
1 : A person who tends to say things with complete disregard of how others will receive the message.

2 : Butt's hole.

1 : My friend is a top teir taint tunnel.
2 : Always wipe your taint tunnel from left to right.

by scottzero January 24, 2023