ep surprise

v, the act of fisting a guy or girl and leaving a surprise in their body

Doreen: Fist me baby
Jon: Ok, can I give you an ep surprise?
Doreen: Sure, Will does all the time. Make sure its thumb tacks or rusty nails

by #shakemyballs October 31, 2011

Hignett Suprise

This is a common strategy used by child molesters throughout the western hemisphere. This is when one roams parties scouting for young intoxicated females. The prey (the females) usually are completely passed out throughout this event and will have no recollection whatsoever. The Hignett (the sexual predator) will then violate the prey in numerous unorthodox activities until his molesting session is unbosomed. Once discovered, the Hignett then denies all activities that occurred that night and uses the excuse of being completely intoxicated (when he never took a sip of alcohol). At times the victim does awake, and the Hignett will flee from fear of being sued for the acts of the Hignett Suprise .

That Hignett gave her the Hignett Suprise.

by Jason Hignett May 14, 2005

surprise muscles

The muscles of a man (or, perhaps, a woman) that are startling--be it because of his composure or other physical features that do not make you suspect muscular characteristics. Surprise muscles are most common in the shoulder and arm area, as those may be hidden by a shirt.

As he took off his shirt, she did a double take at his surprise muscles.

by merekat August 29, 2009

Smithsack Surprise

When a person, usually a persons landlord, makes them give them rent through sexual favors, usually involving to gay sacks on or near the persons face.

Oh man, I heard hampton was broke last month so he let his landlord give him the old smithsack surprise.

by Agent Peterson May 20, 2009

Dirty Surprise

While getting a blowjob, dump in your hand, then ejaculate in her mouth while slapping her in the face with your feces.

Can i give you a Dirty Surprise? I give my dog one every Wednesday.

by Down4you January 7, 2011

Rutland Surprise

When you blow a load of liquid shit in your jeans at Home Depot before midnight.

Damn! Josh just had a Rutland Surprise and had to waddle out of receiving.

by KreAM420 September 15, 2010

Cock surprise

A sexual act. To began you must find a women who seems to be sad. offer her a back rub. during the back rub gently place your penis on her right shoulder (If placed on the left side it is a penis surprise not a cock surprise). softly say yes or no. when the women begins to reply ram your cock in to her mouth as quickly as possible and run. if not preformed quick enough you may loose cock to teeth.

I was about to give her a cock surprise but she had braces .

by dasilva1 October 5, 2010