when someone is urinating with an erection and the basketball shorts they had pulled away involuntarily spring back and send urine flying in all directions onto the person.
Rusty- why does jeff have water spots all over his shirt?
Tyler- I think he had a surprise springback.
Rusty- hmm, definatley.
Tyler- I think he had a surprise springback.
Rusty- hmm, definatley.
by amazawaliisdead July 20, 2009
Get the surprise springbackmug. by M_shaf123 August 23, 2018
Get the Surprise Edmug. John: I went to Salisbury for my first time and Jack opened my pants and shit in them.
Zach: Isn't that a Salisbury surprise?
Zach: Isn't that a Salisbury surprise?
by Dicky Big February 27, 2020
Get the Salisbury Surprisemug. Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018
Get the Surprise sexmug. When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.
by Cooncheese May 14, 2017
Get the Kinder Surprisemug. When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.
by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
Get the Italian surprisemug. by Sexyhaas6969 June 25, 2019
Get the Oreo Surprisemug.