Street Surfer

A longboarder/skateboarder that rides specifically on the streets. The act of "surfing" on pavement. Skateboarding was created in fact to simulate real surfing when waves weren't present, or if you didn't live near a coastline. Longboarding is another term for skateboarding, except longboarding was specifically designed for just cruising. A LONGER, more refined, version of a skateboard (Hence the "LONG" in "LONGBOARD"). Longboards come in a multitude of shapes and sizes, but whichever you prefer, is the one you can use to carve up the streets.

(Also the name of an existing Longboard Crew in Miami)

Guy 1: "Hey Bro! let's go surfing!"

Guy 2: "Can't man, it's flat."

*looks up the street*

Guy 1: "Check out the Street Surfers!"

*Longboarders carve by*

Guy 2: "Oh damn! Sick! Lemme' get my Longboard!"

*the 2 proceed to "Street Surf"*

by Viktoria_Marie June 16, 2011

On Beyonces' Surfboard

Another way of saying someone is completely hammered drunk, struggling to walk, speak, and it making completely no sense when they talk.

Typically used the morning after the party is over.

Ronald: "You were completely drunk last night."

Zach: "I wasn't that drunk!"

Ronald: "You were on Beyonces' surfboard!"

by RandZIdeas July 7, 2014

Car surfing

A passtime where a person rides on the outside of a car. In modern car surfing a cord is wearn around the weast of the car surfer and is like a bungie cord. But it is still a very dangerous sport.

Lets go car surfing.

by Deep blue 2012 May 3, 2010

tunnel surfer

Slang term for a man's penis. The "tunnel" refers to a woman's vagina. Generally used to refer to someone's penis in mixed company.

Guy: Dude, I was with this girl last night, and she wanted my pe-

{mom walks by}

Guy: tunnel surfer so bad.

Mom: Must be a new toy.

by xBrooksiex March 16, 2008

Silver Surfer

1. (n) A comic book character

2. A Complete state of beyond failure. Recognizable by a person that is bent over on his/her knees and covering their face with their arm.

Person 1: Oh shit! he just crashed his dad's mustang!

Person 2: It looks like he's Silver Surfer

by markusalkemus66 April 22, 2009

surface breath

When one has breath so pungent that a two foot circumference of the vilest stench hovers permanently around the said individual regardless of whether his/her mouth is open.

Jesus Christ! That bastard's surface breath is so horrific that I feel compelled to vomit.

by The Badger August 5, 2003

Surfing Dude Nipples

The sexy nipples of a surfing dude.

Look at those sexy surfing dude nipples.

by avan7294 January 25, 2012