Wheeling Steamer

Having your dog shit on someone's face because they just pissed you off that bad

I just pulled a Wheeling Steamer on our jackass neighbor!

by Sneaky Peet's Peekaboo Shack August 11, 2017

Indian Steamer

When someone takes a shit on an Indian’s face.

Josh gave Rushi an Indian steamer for his birthday.

by Imhilarious12 November 18, 2018

Manhattan Steamer

Not to be confused with a Manhattan Steamroller, the Manhattan Steamer is when you enter the bathroom after someone has just "Logged off" only to be hit in the face by a stench wave and a toilet full of steaming man log.

I had to log off in the garden this morning, Johnny had left a manhattan steamer that could make your eyes bleed!

by Magaz November 4, 2012

Catholic Steamer

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church

I left a Catholic Steamer after a long run. Sorry Father John

by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024

Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010

steamer

You take a poop when someone is taking a shower so they smell it

Im going to take a steamer

by seahawksfan24120 January 6, 2016

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti December 7, 2023