Static Nothing

To describe something that just doesn't exist.
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An area in between space and time that holds the being named SuRReal.
The area consists of nothing but static.

These chips have a flavor that tastes like static nothing.

You've fallen into the static nothing.

by CHAMPAL July 15, 2022

Station Wagon Rich

Very specific flex by old money, especially those in academic circles. The wagon can be Volvo, Mercedes, Audi, or BMW; the older, the better. It will be navy, black, silver, or British racing green. Every other car/suv is viewed as trashy or “new money”. The wagon driver goes out of their way not to display their wealth, not out of modesty, but because they know someone else will tell anyone who needs to know just how rich they are. Wagon is often passed down to child after decades of driving by original owner.

I knew when he mentioned having a Volvo, that he was Station Wagon Rich.

by OldMoneyBunny August 21, 2022

Static_Angel

Funny, Unbelievably charming, Lovable, spectacularly cute in every way. So modest that they will always denies when called out about it.

Static_Angel is the most adorable and well-loved prince of them all.

by ms.shoe September 11, 2022

Statie

Slang for an individual who went to a state school.

Jake is so poor, I think he's a statie

by Oxford Dictionary 123 October 9, 2022

Stating

Intentionally delaying winning a match in a video game to artificially inflate your stats.

Player 1: Don't capture the flag yet
Player 2: Why not? Are we stating this round?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm trying to get my K/D above 3.5 by this weekend.

by DeathPenalty October 18, 2022

Satiada

Satiada is the name of a long forgotten goddess who was worshipped in Roman Britain.

There is also a metal artist named after the goddess, who achieved some success after their covers of several Norwegian black metal songs.

“One of the famous Celtic goddesses we don’t know much about is named Satiada.”

“Have you heard Satiada’s cover of Freezing Moon? It’s amazing! But are they covering black metal bands when the guy behind it is a vegan socialist? And can’t they afford a real drummer?”

by Zombater November 26, 2022

staticc

dumbass stupid fucking discord user
his friends love him very much

person1: hey staticc you wanna play roblox?
staticc: no i do not

by StaticcBoii December 16, 2022