tree stand

a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly

can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉

by playedthatass01 January 1, 2016

Stand on that

Stick with your decision and do not change your position now.

You said that you didn’t want to be with me anymore and acted like you didn’t care so you need to stand on that!

by ZaddyZee November 9, 2022

I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

t-rex stand

when you have a dildo up your asshole and not vagina. this is often used when lap dancing a older gentleman who can’t get it up again.

i have such a t-rex stand

by nicki_minaj_fan May 15, 2025

bologna night stand

When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.

Hey bro what you end up doing last night?

Just another bologna night stand.

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Lemonade Stand

And he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

Man 1: Did the duck go to a Lemonade Stand?
Man 2: Yeah and he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

by ThatOnGui April 26, 2022

Standing cheese

When you can't ejacilate for an extended period of time. Your man juices curdle into standing cheese

Yo I shot a huge load of standing cheese last night, that shit stank

by Sander2727 March 8, 2018